Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues